Albert

Albert ad allotment
 Biggest carrots ever known,
One were big as Albert dad
 One his aunty Flow,
He grew the biggest marrow
 Ever seen at Tinguply show,
They say were big as Albert wife
 It broke the stand in two,

But Albert on allotment
 Out reached himself one day,
With his special dug in compost
 And his ultra secret spray,
Aiming for the gold cup prize
 He met a sad demise,
It were runner beans that got him
 They ran him clean away.

 

                             Tony