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Voyage of the Beagle Pup
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CHAPTER EIGHT

Peru

Mr Pepperday started running faster and faster. " Come on. " shouted Joe.

Joe and I leaned out of the open door of the railway carriage, our arms stretched out toward Mr Pepperday who was running along the station platform. The train gave another lurch and gathered speed.

" He's not going to make it. " I said.

With one final burst of effort Mr Pepperday caught up with us. We grabbed his arms and pulled him in into the carriage just as the platform fell away into the dusty cinders beside the track. " That was a close one. " said Mr Pepperday slumping down on a seat in the opposite corner of our compartment. He was panting heavily and beginning to turn a little blue.

" Here. . . you had better have some of this. " said Joe breaking open one of his bottles of emergency whisky. Mr Pepperday drank some of the emergency whisky and began to look somewhat better.

" I'm getting too old for that sort of thing. " said Mr Pepperday still breathing heavily.

" You only just made it. " I said.

" The train doesn't usually go on time. " said Mr Pepperday. " The guard told me that only this morning. "

" And the next train is in two weeks time. " said Joe.

" Anyway you saved yourself a long walk. " I said. " This train doesn't stop until it gets to Punga two hundred miles away. "

Just then the train stropped.

I couldn't help feeling a little bit sorry for Mr Pepperday.

The train had gone six hundred yards out the station and then it stopped. It stayed there the best part of an hour. Which was about how long it took Mr Pepperday to recover from running to catch it. Joe and Mr Pepperday were enjoying the emergency whisky so I decided to go and find out what the trouble with the train was.

The trains in South America are very strange affairs, they seem to he run by families and every major catastrophe, of which there are many, are all met by having a full family committee meeting to discuss the situation.

Fortunately today's problem was a small one, a steam pipe coupling between the engine and carriages had broken putting all the brakes on. The debate holding up the action was not about who should fix it, or how to fix it, it was about whether their dinner should be cooked in the engine, because they were stationary, or in the guards van because they would he moving again before it was cooked.

" Can I help. " I shouted to the driver who had started to unfasten the broken coupling.

" I don't think so. " He said. " These couplings are always going. " he hit the metal flange holding it with a large spanner. " It's the leather. " he said. " It won't hold the heat. "

" Leather. . . " I said. " You must he joking. "

" I'm not. " He said and tossed a peace of the broken pipe out.

" Good heavens. " I said picking up the peace of pipe. " It is leather, these can't last very long. "

" They don't. " said the driver. " We carry hundreds of spares. "

They did too.

The engine was a large four six four Baltic class loco that had seen better days, it was very wheezy, very dirty and smelt of hot oil.

But it was a lovely old steam engine all the same.

" Do you want to come up. " said the driver from the foot plate.

" I'd love to. " I said.

" Thought you would. " he said pushing a leaver to let steam through the new coupling to release the brakes.

" You English men seem to like steam engines. " said the driver.

" They do. " I said. " And I'm no exception. "

" I don't know why. " said the driver. " They are dirty smelly things. "

He wound a handle and pushed a long leaver.

" Here. " he said, he put my hand on the leaver and pushed me over to the side of the cab.

" Look. . . . " said the driver. " If you see any cows on the line pull this. " he pulled and it gave a toot, it was the whistle. " If it doesn't move, push this leaver all the way forward to stop the train. "

A great joy filled me, just like a school boy, as I realised that I was being allowed to drive the engine.

However his next sentence turned my simple happiness into near panic.

" Well I'm off to have my dinner. " said the driver and he disappeared over the coal tender.

Horror filled me as I looked around the empty cab. He probably thinks all English men can drive engines I thought. I looked up the railway track, the train was gathering speed all the time. What was I going to do.

I pulled the ' that ' " peeeeeeeeeeeeeep. " went the whistle.

Two hundred years of steam history pumping through my veins responded to that sound. I stood erect held firmly onto the handle and I

" Peeeeeeeeeee~ee~eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenepd. . . " again. I really was driving the engine, I had all the confidence of Isambard Kingdom Brunel himself. . . .

There was no question about it this was me the engine driver, the fulfilment of every boys dream. I just had to do it again. . . .

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~eeeep"

I was quite sad when the driver finally came back with the stoker and I had to go back to my carriage. I didn't even get to go over the coal tender. We had slowed down such a lot because we were going up hill that I could just climb off the engine and get back on at my carriage.

Joe and Mr Pepperday had enjoyed all the emergency whisky and were singing a song about some young Eskimo girl called Nell, which they both seemed to find very funny.

We were eating some jam sandwiches when the train stopped.


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South American jam is not like the jam as we know it, it is more like treacle with things drifting around in it. It's best not to look too hard at the things.

The driver shouted up from the side of the track.

" Hay zooies. " he shouted.

" I think he means us. " said Joe. We all poked our heads out of the window.

" What have we stopped here for. " said Mr Preparedly.

" Is it steam pipes again. " I said.

" No not this time. " said the driver. " This is Parka Knoora. "

I looked up. There was nothing as far as the eye could see, just miles and miles of long grass. People were starting to get out of the train.

" What's happening. " I said.

" We give engine a rest. " said the driver. " Before we go up the mountain s. "

" Why. " said Joe.

" Get too hot if not. " said the driver.

" Engines are supposed to be hot. " I said.

" If get too hot plates expand too much. " said the driver. " We leak too much steam to get up mountain. "

" How long. " said Mr Pepperday.

" Two maybe three hours. " said the driver.

" So that's why everybody is getting out and camping. " said Joe.

" Parka Knoora. " said Mr Pepperday. " Now that rings a bell, hmmmm. . . . Are there any snakes around here. " shouted Mr Pepperday to the driver.

" Only Lucrundas. " said the driver.

" That's it. " said Mr Pepperday. " The Red Backed Lucrunda , come on we can't miss an opportunity like this. "

So out came all the boxes, leather gloves, long poles, goggles, boots and all the other snake catching equipment.

Stuck high up on a plateau, in the middle of nowhere, by a stationary train, entertainment is hard to came by. So you can imagine the fun we gave the natives as we climbed into all our protective clothing.

A great cheer went up from everybody as we finally set out to look for our snakes.

" I'll give a whistle on the engine when we are ready to set off. " shouted the driver.

We had been walking for about ten minutes through the long grass when I realised something.

" Hay. . . " I said.

We were walking in single file with Mr Pepperday in the front and me at the back.

" Hay. . . Joe. " I said. " I've just realised something. "

" What. " said Joe turning round.

" We can't see the train. " I said. Joe looked around. The grass was longer than we had realised, It was in fact just above eye level, so which ever way we looked it was just a sea of long grass.

" We'll never get back. " said Joe " we're lost. "

" You're right. " I said. " We're lost. . . "

" Mr Pepperday. . . " we both shouted to Mr Pepperday who had moved on several yards.

Mr Pepperday turned round.

" What are you two rabbeting on about. . . It's a good job we're not all as daft as you two. " Mr Pepperday was carrying a compass.

The chances of finding a snake in a plateau full of six foot high grass is to say the least, small.

We headed towards some water where there were some birds circling overhead. There was a high chance of finding the snakes there. We spread out and started prodding likely places under clumps of grass with our long poles. I had done about a hundred when something slithered out.

" Mr Pepperday. " I shouted, as the thing disappeared under another clump of grass.

Mr Pepperday and Joe came over to join me.

" It went under there. " I said. " I don't know if it was a Lucrunda. " Everyone got ready and I poked under the clump of grass.

A large head popped out and blinked at us.

" That's a Lucrunda. " said Mr Pepperday. " This is marvellous they are ever so rare. "


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As if to show Mr Pepperday that they were not so rare, another head popped out, then another and another.

" It must be a snake tea party. " said Joe.

About a dozen snakes appeared. Now catching one snake on its own, done with care and very slowly is a fairly safe operation. Catching one among others gets a bit hazardous. I won't describe the process in detail because there was alot of swearing, several quick runs in the opposite direction and one near miss on Joes arm.

" Well that was a bit of good fortune. " said Mr Pepperday as we sat beside the little lake resting.

" I hadn't hoped to get any Lucrunda snakes. " said Mr Pepperday. " You just can't find them you know. "

" It's a pity we couldn't have found just one. " said Joe. " It's done me in. "

" I suppose we had better be getting back. " I said.

" I could do with a bath. " said Joe.

We loaded up all our equipment and strapped the rucksacks on our backs then turned to go back to the train.

It was then.

It was right then, that Mr Pepperday started looking for the compass.

" You haven't. . . " I said as Mr Pepperday went through each pocket.

" And who called us idiots. " said Joe.

" It must be in one of the rucksacks. " said Mr Pepperday.

" O no. " said Joe letting his pack thud to the ground.

" No you're all right. " said Mr Pepperday with a smile and digging deep into his last pocket. " I've found it. "

" Thank goodness. " I said.

" You had me worried for a minute. " said Joe.

" No here we are. " said Mr Pepperday pulling out the compass. . . . the broken compass.

Now Mr Pepperday isn't one given to using bad language, except that is when catching snakes, but it was, I must admit and expression of how we all felt.

" I gave this sort of thing up when I left school. " said Mr Pepperday as I pushed my head against his and we linked arms forming a bridge.

Joe climbed onto our shoulders and looked around.

" Well. " shouted Mr Pepperday.

" I think I can see some smoke over there. " shouted Joe.

" It must be the engine. " I said.

" Or a bush fire. " said Mr Pepperday.

" Don't say that. " I said. " It's usually Joe that makes those witty little depressing remarks. "

We gathered up our packs and headed ' over there '. It is easy to loose your way in long grass and Joe had to get up on our shoulders several times before we got to the train.

My shoulders are going to be permanently flat on the top if we have mush more of this. " said Mr Pepperday during one of the last look arounds by Joe.

We could just make out the sound of people talking when " Peeeeeeeeeeep" went the engine.

We followed the sound and were suddenly back at the train. " We thought you'd got lost. " said the driver.

" Lost. " said Mr Pepperday. " Never. "

" Easy to get lost here you know. " It's a big country. "

" That would make a good title for a film. " said Joe. " Wrong bit of America. " I said.

We put the snakes, the equipment and ourselves back on the train and after a small committee meeting of the drivers family the train moved off again.

Evening was approaching again as our train puffed ever on into the sunset.

" Do you ever get the feeling you've spent your whole life on this train. " I said sleepily as I was gazing out the window.

" We may well spend the rest of our lives on it if it doesn't get a move on. " said Joe.

" England does seem a long way away. " said Mr Pepperday.


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" It's the little things I miss. " I said.

" A good cup of tea. " said Mr Pepperday.

" Double decker busses. " said Joe.

" A hot bath. " I said

" Cream cakes. " said Joe.

" Decent marmalade. " I said.

" Freshly baked bread. " said Mr Pepperday.

" O we've got that. " said Joe, he pulled out a long oddly shaped loaf.

" They're baking it in the next carriage. " said Joe breaking a bit off. " They gave me one as I was passing through. "

" They'd never do that on the trains back home. " I said

" Bake bread or give you one. " said Mr Pepperday.

" Either. " I said. It was good bread as well. Joe made a pig of himself. So did I.

We awoke in the morning with a sudden jolt. . . . . . I was thrown off my seat and onto the floor. Joe landed on top of me.

" We've hit another train. " said Joe.

I stuck my head out of the window. All I saw was a row of other heads sticking out of all the other windows. I opened the door and climbed down onto the cinders. - " Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. . . . . . . " I climbed back in again. I realised I hadn't put my boots on.

Me and Joe wandered down to the engine. We had run into the back of another train.

" What happened. " I asked the driver.

" This is Mantella. " said our driver, introducing me to the driver of the train we had run into. " And this his wife Contessa, and Cortenma, Mereena, and second cousin Lemara. . . . . " he went on introducing me to the entire family of the other train.

" What's happened to the other train. " I said. " Has it broken down. "

" Steam pipes again. " said Joe.

" O no. " said Mantella the driver of the other train. " Mine good strong engine, we link up trains here to go up the mountain. " He pointed up the track.

I hadn't noticed till then, the railway track started going up this mountain, vertically into the clouds.

" We'll never get up that. " said Joe.

" It not as steep as it look. " said our driver.

" Even if it's only half that steep we won't get up. " said Joe.

" It is a bit steep. " I said.

" Lots of pull, lots of push. " said Mantella. " We get up. "

" Very strong engine. " said Joe.

" It'll need wings. " I said.

" Mine good engine. " said Mantella.

We all walked up past the carriages of the first train to have a look at Mantella's engine.

" Now that. " said Joe. " Is an engine. "

I had to admit it was a beauty, a four eight four Northern class, an enormous thing, very clean and in good condition. . The Mantella family obviously liked their engine more than our drivers family did theirs.

" Would you like to ride up front with us. " said Mantella.

" I'd love to. " I said. Me and Joe climbed into the cab. It was a huge cab, it needed to be there were about a dozen people in there.

A group of women were cooking breakfast in one corner.

Woooooooooooooooooooa. . . ' went the twin whistles on the big engine. Peeeeeeeeeeep. ' replied the whistle from our train now coupled up at the back. Mantella wound a handle and pushed a long leaver. Steam roared into the pistons, a gush of smoke puffed put of the chimney.

Slowly, with great force the train started to move, our little engine coupled up at the back gave its maximum effort puffing away behind. We were gaining speed and the track was beginning to turn upward when Lemara ask us if we wanted breakfast. She handed us a plate each and we sat around a little stove in the corner.

" Now that. " said Joe when we had finished. " Was what I call a breakfast. "

" And a dinner, a tea and supper. " I said.

We'd had ham, potatoes, sweet corn, bread, jam and soup. When we were just finishing our big mug of coffee I was quite surprised to see the driver of our little train coming over the coal tender.

" Mr Pepperday says your breakfast is ready. " our driver shouted to Me and Joe.

" O no. . . . " said Joe rubbing his tummy. " I couldn't. "


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" How do we get back there. " I shouted to our driver.

" Just get off and get on again at your carriage. " said the driver. I looked out the cab at the ground, we could too, we were travelling quite slowly.

" Thanks for the breakfast. " I said to Mantella, and dropped backwards out the cab, holding onto the brass handrail untill I landed on the ground at the side of the track. Joe followed.

We looked back down the train to our carriage and waited for it to draw level.

" Wow. . . . . . " said Joe.

" Holy smoke. . . . . " I whistled.

Looking back down the track we could see how high the train had climbed, stretching out to a distant horizon was a huge panorama of Brazil. It was a spell binding sight.

" That is something. " said Joe. We were so overwhelmed by the view we forgot about the train.

Mr Pepperday saw us passing outside the window of the carriage. He put his head out of the open window.

" Hay. . . . . you two. " He shouted.

We had to run to catch up with the train.

Lemara, second cousin of the first trains driver, appeared at our carriage, she had found two hungry children to eat the breakfast me and Joe couldn't face.

" Why are you going to Timia Cara. " said Lemara.

" We hope to study some of the animals. " said Mr Pepperday.

" And take a few back of we can. " said Joe.

" You will find it a strange place. " said Lemara. " Few Europeans ever go there. "

" It should be interesting then. " said Mr Pepperday.

I looked at Lemara. I couldn't help it she was a very attractive girl. She had black eyes and black hair, she was small but well built and wore what I assumed was the traditional local costume.

" You speak very good English. " I said.

" I was brought up in England. " said Lemara. " Untill I was eight, then both my parents died, I had no one else in England so I had to come and live with my uncle in Timia Cara. "

" You look well on it. " I said.

" It was a jolt I can tell you. " said Lemara. " I cried for months. "

" Do you ever want to go back to England. " said Joe.

" One day. " said Lemara. " Just to see if it is as pretty as I remember. "

The engine gave a long low whistle, we were getting near the top of the mountain.

" Where are you staying in Timia. " said Lemara.

" In the local hotel. " said Mr Pepperday.

" Ha ha ha haaaaa. " laughed Lemara.

" There is a hotel. " said Mr Pepperday. " Isn't there, . . . , it was in the guide book and we were told it was still there. "

" It's still there. " said Lemara, still laughing.

" It's not a dump. is it. " said Joe.

" No, it's just full of cows. " said Lemara.

" Cows. " I said.

" It's been so long since anyone stayed there. " said Lemara. " That the owner uses it as his cow shed. "

" Great. " said Joe.

" That puts us in a spot. " said Mr Pepperday.

" There is no problem, you shall stay with me and my uncle at our farm. " said Lemara. " It's just outside the town. "

" That would be marvellous. " said Mr Pepperday. " If your uncle wouldn't mind that is. "

" Mind. . , he would be angry if I let three strangers pass by without inviting them in. " said Lemara. " This isn't Piccadilly you know, you will be a big event in Timia Cars. "

We were just over the top of the mountain when one of the axles snapped on the second carriage of the front train.

There was a big two family committee meeting alongside the broken carriage as the damage was inspected. A large number of people from both trains stood around looking at the trouble and generally discussing the problem.


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" They'll never fix that. " I said having had a look at the broken axle.

" You couldn't weld it where it is, even if they had the equipment. " said Mr Pepperday.

" Do you think they carry spare axles. " said Joe.

" Even if they did how would they get it in. " I said.

It's amazing what you can do when you have seventy odd people who will actually help rather than just look on.

Using long rails as levers and with some jacks and steel wedges the drivers managed to lift out the back end of the carriage from the broken bogie. Then with chains and pulleys managed to get the broken axle complete with wheels out of the bogie.

" What good does that do. " I asked Mantella. " Don't tell me you do have a set of spare wheels. "

" No. " said Mantella. " What we shall do is strap the rear of the bogie to the underside of the carriage, locking it in position. "

" Dodgy. . . . " I said.

" Dodgy like you say. " said Mantella. But it should hold untill we get to the depot at Timia Cara. "

" Every one was back in the trains and the big engine went ' Wooooooooooh. . ' our little engine replied. . . ' Peeeeeeeep. . ' and off we went.

We had gone about twenty yards when there was a crunch, a sound of breaking timber and a wooooossshh of steam. Our carriages started to roll backward. . . . . a steam pipe broke and the brakes locked on.

Everyone was out within seconds.

The broken bogie had tipped under the strain and smashed through the floor of the rear compartments of the carriage.

There were chickens everywhere. . . .

There are times when you wish you had taken the bus.

The broken carriage was tipped off the track and every body crammed into the remaining carriages. I didn't mind except for the goat.

By evening we arrived in Tima Cara.

Timia Cara was quite a big place, for Peru that is. It had a shop, a road, a hotel well ex hotel and err . . . . . . . . . well that sort of covers it really.

We got down from the train and had a good look around. Everyone was being met by some family or other and great reunions were taking place, except for us that is. . . we stood there like square pegs.

" God it's a long way home. " said Joe.

" O shut up. " I said and started getting our equipment down from the train.

" We will need a lorry for all this lot. " said Mr Pepperday as he helped me pile up all our equipment on the station platform. We then went off and had a good look around the place. Timia Cara was not very big on lorries in fact it wasn't very big in anything with wheels.

Lemara eventually appeared as we stood pondering the situation by our pile of equipment.

" Are you all right. " she said.

" No we need a lorry. " said Mr Pepperday.

" What for. " said Lemara.

" To take this stuff somewhere safe. " said Mr Pepperday.

" Safe. " said Lemara. " It's safe here, put it under the station canopy, no one will touch it. "

She was right too. We left it there the whole time we were in Timia and we never lost a thing.

" Right. " said Lemara. " Shall we go to my Uncle's. "

" I'll call a taxi. " said Joe. " TAXI. . . . " he shouted. We walked the half mile or so to Lemara's farm and it was pretty dark by the time we got there.

I never knew my real grandfather but if I had I would have liked him to be just like Lemara's grandfather. He was a well built jovial figure with a gay twinkle in his eye, his English was not too good but he more than made up for that with his hospitality. Everyone apparently called him Uncle Katoona and he said we should do the same.

He said that he and his granddaughter would help us find our way about while we were staying in Timia Cara.

The following morning I leant heavily on the breakfast table I could hardly keep my eyes open.

" I feel awful. " said Joe.

" You look awful. " I said.

" So do you. " said Joe.

" I don't know why I slept well. " I said.

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" You look worse than we do. " said Joe to Mr Pepperday.

" Hope we're not sickening for something. " I said.

" That would be just our luck. " said Joe.

" Here's breakfast. " said Lemara coming into the room with a large bowl and putting it on the table. Uncle Katoona came in behind her, although he must have been sixty odd he skipped in like a teenager, making us feel like a hundred and sixty.

" Hello and good mornings to you. " said Uncle Katoona

" You don't look too good. " said Lemara looking at us.

" I see they've arrived. " said Uncle Katoona.

" I don't feel as if I've arrived. " said Joe.

" I feel as if I could sleep for a hundred years. " I said.

" That's what grandfather meant. " said Lemara. " It's the altitude it will make you feel terrible for a few days but you will soon get used to it. "

" Well that's a bit encouraging. " said Mr Pepperday.

We had breakfast. It seemed a very long breakfast.

After breakfast we decided to have a walk around the area to see the lie of the land. It soon became apparent that it didn't lay at all, most of it went straight up or straight down. We sat by a small lake that we found.

" I don't think I'm built for this sort of country. " said Mr Pepperday.

" We'll soon get used to it. " I said.

" It'll take years. " said Joe.

" We haven't got that long. " said Mr Pepperday.

" What shall we do now. " I said throwing a pebble into the lake.

" Go to sleep. " said Joe flopping back onto the soft grass.

" That seems like a good idea. " said Mr Pepperday flopping back.

" Come on. " I said, " We've only got eight days. "

The sun was giving a gentle midday warmth, not hot just pleasant. . . . .

We woke up two hours later when a dog started barking at Mr Pepperday.

" Hello. " said Lemara. " We thought you'd got lost. "

" Pssssst. . . " went Joe.

In Peru when it's dark it is dark, very dark, even though there were no curtains at the small window of our room, it was dark.

" Pssssst. . . . . " went Joe again.

" Is that you. " I whispered.

" I hop so. " whispered Joe.

" What's up. " I said.

" Put a light on. " said Joe softly.

" Why. . . " I whispered. " You're not frightened of the dark are you.

" Not usually. " said Joe.

" What's up then. " I said.

" There's something licking my toes. " said Joe.

I leaned out of bed and felt around on the floor for the matches. I struck one. Two green eyes looked out of the corner near Joes feet.

I struck another match and lit the lamp. The light slowly got brighter and lit the whole room.

I'm not sure who was the most surprised. . . , me. . . , Joe. . . , or the little furry animal sitting in the corner.

" What is it. " said Joe.

" I don't know. " I said.

Joe went to push it out of the corner.

Eighty four. " said Joe pulling his hand back.

" Fifty six. " I said.


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I don't know how many there were, but it certainly had alot of teeth and they looked very sharp.

" Well. " said Joe. " You can't stay there all night, little thing. "

" Here try this. " I said handing Joe my walking stick.

" You try. " said Joe. " He's already had one go at me. "

I slowly advanced with my stick. A prod in its ribs brought those ninety six sharp teeth gnashing down on the end of my stick. It decided my stick wasn't worth eating, let go and shot round the room at an incredible speed.

" Watch out. " shouted Joe as it ran past my legs and under the bed.

" Well that's all right. " said Joe.

" What do you mean. " I said.

" It's under your bed now. " said Joe.

" It won't be for long. " I said poking with my stick.

I hooked out a pair of boots and a bicycle wheel.

" It's not there. " I said.

" Must be. " said Joe.

I struck a match and looked under the bed.

" It's not. . . . . " I said.

For the next hour we looked all over the room, lifted beds moved chairs, cases, everything. It had gone. . . . . That wouldn't have been too surprising if there had been any holes for it to escape through, there wasn't a hole big enough for a mouse to go through let alone that animal.

" Well I don't know. " I said sitting on my bed.

" It was there wasn't it. " said Joe.

" Well something bit the end of my stick. " I said inspecting it.

" Suppose we'd better go to sleep. " said Joe.

" We'd better see if my sticks still got teeth marks on it in the morning. " I said, " If it hasn't you were dreaming. "

Joe slept with his boots on, , , , , , , , , I didn't sleep alot.

I decided to inspect the teeth marks on my stick after breakfast, just to reassure my self that I hadn't been part of Joes dreams.

" Was it there. " said Joe.

" Well they're not your teeth marks and they're certainly not mine. " I said inspecting the stick.

" What were you two doing last night. " said Mr Pepperday. " You were banging about for half the night. "

" We found this animal in our room. " I said.

" It attacked me in bed. " said Joe.

" What was it. " said Lemara.

" I don't know. " I said.

" Surely you are zoo people, don't you know all animals. " said Lemara.

" He 's only just mastered the difference between a camel and an elephant. " said Joe.

" Elephants are the ones with the hump. . . . " I said.




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