Tony's Fun Poetry - Level 3


Poem number 29

GROUP 3

Tom and Clarea
Labradors
Jacqueline Fees
Wet
Jeremy Tring
Barr
Octopus
Cheering an Elephant
Twigs Pig
Sleep Tight
London Train
Fillerby Ching
A Cold
La Bird
Windy Day










Twigs Pig

Aartomous Twig
Kept a hairy old pig,
The two were never apart,
He took it on walks
And trips to the sea,
Fed it on best brandy butter,
He taught it to beg
For bits of old brad,

And jump through a hoop for its supper,
 He got quite well known
And put on a show,
 For vicar in local church hall,
But tragedy struck
 When the picg took a but,
And pushed the town mayor in a hole,
 A councillor said
The pig must be shot,
 So the pig were arrested that night,
The following dawn
 Out on the lawn,
The sentence was due to be given,
 When Aartomous Twig
Leapt out of a gig,
 And effectively rescued his friend,
He's now on the run
 And living in france,
It is said that
 He's teaching,
The pig how to dance.


                        Tony


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